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Would you like to know how to irritate and annoy your wife? This information can come in handy, some day. It works in an opposite manner. By knowing what does not work, you can avoid future mistakes. Here are a few examples of avoiding marital bliss.

Pick a nice warm sunny day. Perhaps she is sitting outside on the patio. She may be using the cordless or cell phone. Now is the right moment to use your Poulan chainsaw. This will blast her back into the house. You will interrupt her serenity and phone call. This technique will annoy her. It also shows complete disregard for her feelings. You can get two annoyances for the price of one.

Here is another method for irritation. Pick a time that she is watching television. Perhaps she is taking a break from doing things around the house. The perfect time is movie time. She may be watching a DVD. It is better if it is something on her favorite female cable channel. Sit with her and watch the program for a while. You may not find this easy. However, it can pay big dividends.

You can play the movie bashing game. All you have to do is find things that you do not like about her movie. This will not take long. Complain and ridicule as much as you can. You may point out that the movie is senseless, for example. See how many things you can come up with.

The purpose of this game is to use the indirect insult approach. You ridicule and make light of the movie. She likes the movie. Therefore, you ridicule and make light of her. You never directly insult her. However, she becomes offended, all the same. Are you getting the point of these exercises?

Now is a good time to show total disregard for her things. Do you have any painting to do? Most likely, you have procrastinated enough to accomplish that. You need a paint mixer. Do not go out and buy one. You can buy one, indirectly. Go into the kitchen and get her hand mixer. Here is your new paint mixer.

You will now have plenty of time to paint in quiet. You will be undisturbed. She will be at the mall, looking at hand mixers. You perform another dual task. You get a paint mixer and irritate her, with one selfish incident.

You have worked very hard to make her life uncomfortable. It may time for some rest. You could apologize, but that may not work. You need to think of excuses. Why not plead insanity. She will have little trouble believing that. Obtain a black